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We’ve all experience our fair share of fuckboys, but what would happen if the term applied to women? Most of us may not be so keen on sending unwanted tit pics or asking for pictures of men’s junk, but if you decided to stop being a decent human being and start being a fuckgirl, here’s what you’d need to do when you start talking to a guy:

1. Immediately Ask About His Income And Anything Material.

Sure, he probably has a personality and stuff, but check out that tailored suit jacket — is it Armani? What was the rating of the resort he stayed at when he visited Cabo? These questions are all just as relevant as the size of your boobs and how well you give blowjobs.

2. Ask To See Pics Of His Bank Statement Constantly.

You don’t need dick pics. What fuckgirls really need is to know what a guy can provide you monetarily. After all, you don’t care to lift a finger and make any effort for something meaningful unless there’s something in it for you, right? What’s his 401k like? Can you see a picture of the pay stubs, please? They’re obviously crucial to determining his self-worth.

3. Cuss Him Out If He Rejects You.

As soon as he expresses disinterest, make sure to call him a low-life piece of shit and that he’s so fat that no one could ever want him. He so clearly deserves the harsh comments after rejecting the holy grail that is you.

 

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