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Attractive young woman sending a flirty smile to her relaxed lover

Attractive young woman sending a flirty smile to her relaxed lover

1. That would have been perfect if it had just lasted, like, a minute longer.
2. It’s been a while since I had [insert STI], but I like to do the right thing and let people know about it.
3. Have you ever realized, mid-sex, that you’ve been thinking of someone else the entire time?
4. That was…nice.
5. Thank you for that. I’ve been wanting to check “sleep with [insert race] person” off my bucket list forever.
6. You feeling as itchy as I am down there?
7. My ex always used to want it again, like, right away.
8. I was so close!
9. You’re really awesome in bed…for someone your age.
10. You knew I was a virgin, right?
11. If we ever run into each other in public and I’m with my girlfriend/boyfriend,
just pretend we don’t know each other, okay?

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